[SOC] Do the math

[Bob Nielsen]

> >>A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.It said
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> >>Dear Wife:You must realize that you are 54 yrs old,and I
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> >>have certain needs which you are no longer able to
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> >>satisfy.I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I
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> >>sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn
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> >>that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at
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> >>the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching
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> >>assistant.I'll be home before midnight...Your Husband.
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> >>When he arrived at the hotel,there was a faxed letter
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> >>waiting for him that read as follow:
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> >>"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time
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> >>you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater
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> >>Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Being the brilliant
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> >>mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate
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> >>the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54
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> >>into 18. Don't wait up.
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73, 
Bob, N7XY