[SOC] Somewhat off-color blonde joke

[Rob Matherly]

A beautiful blonde woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem them to 
ripen.  One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who 
had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the 
gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" 

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato 
garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." 

The woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her 
tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she 
exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best. 

One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, How 
did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" 

"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous." 

bah-BOOM! :^D

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