[SOC] Radical Change of Subject- WINE!

[Rob Matherly]

On Friday 11 October 2002 08:04 am, hattonte@gdls.com wrote:

$> Subject:Wine

ARGH!  That's the second "duh" joke I've heard today.... here's the other:

A census worker stops at a shack out in the hills and knocks on the door.  
Your typical "country woman" answers the door.

"Hi Ma'am, I'm with the Census Department.  I'm here to find out how many 
children you have."

She thinks a while, then says, "Well there's the twins, Betty and Bobbie, 
they're 18.  Then there's the twins, Rusty and Robert, they're 16.  Then 
there's the twins, Jimmy and John, they're 10."

The census worker repies, "Good lord!  You mean you've had twins every time?"

The woman replies, "No, there were hundreds of times we didn't get 
nothin'...."

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