[SOC] Fw: Praying Blonde

[Rob Matherly]

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and 
she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask 
God for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my 
business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. 
Please let me win the Lotto." 

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays..."God, please 
let me win the Lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose 
my car as well." 

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays..."My God, 
why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My 
children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been 
a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I 
can get my life back in order." 

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde 
is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself..."Sweetheart, work with Me on 
this... Buy a ticket" 

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