[SOC] TROP VRAI : Les 21 choses qui n'arrivent qu'au cinéma

[Claude - F5PBL]

Bonjour à Tous,

W/E break ... here are the 21 things which happen only in films ...
Enjoy.

72!
Claude

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1. In a haunted house, women searching the origin of strange noises are wearing
their most beautiful underclothes.

2. Pursued in a city, you will have always the chance to hide yourself in the
middle a parade of the Holy Patrick, whatever the date is.

3. All beds have special sheets that stop to the level the armpits of the woman
but only to the level of the size of the man lengthened to her sides.

4. Anyone can easily make a plane take off, provided that  there is someone in
the control tower to give the authorization for t/o.

5. The system of ventilation of every building is the best place to hide. There,
nobody will think to  find you and moreover you will be able to access to all
rooms of the building without problem.

6. You will survive very probably to all wars unless you commit the fatal error
to show to someone the photograph of your  beloved
that wisely waits you at home.

7. A man will take the most terrible knocks without flinching, but will startle
when a woman will start to clean his injuries.

8. The chief of the police is always black.

9. When about  to pay the taxi, never look in your portfolio for a banknote :
take a banknote at random and give it, it is always the exact price.

10. Kitchens are not equipped of lights. When you penetrate in a kitchen in dark
night, open  the fridge to use its light.

11. During a police investigation, it is inevitably necessary to pass at least
once in a club of striptease.

12. A simple match suffices to illuminate a room of the size of a terrain of
football.

13. Even if you drive on a perfectly straight avenue, it is necessary to turn
vigorously the wheel from right to left from time
to time.

14. A man aimed by 20 men has more chance to save himself than 20 men aimed by a
single one.

15. The majority of people keep a filled album of extracts from newspapers;
particularly if a member of their family is dead in a strange boat accident.

16. Do not worry if you are in  numerical inferiority in a martial art combat :
your enemies wait patiently you
to attack one after the other, by dancing in a threatening manner around you
until their predecessor is on ground.

17. During of a very touching conversation , instead of speaking by looking to
your speaker, place yourself behind him/her and speak to his/her back.

18. If there is a mental psychopath in escape, that always coincides with a
storm that cuts the current and phone lines in vicinities.

19. One can play most of music instruments - especially the wind instruments and
accordions - without having to move  fingers.

20. All bombs are connected to a chronometer with large red display, in order
that you could know exactly when it is time for you
to escape.

21. One can always park down the building where one wants to go.