[SOC] Re: [fpqrp] SUN NITE NET - team joke

[Lloyd Lachow]

> 
> > > > There was a drunk in a bar, and he couldn't
> help but
> > > > notice that a dapper Englishman was leaving
> the
> > > > premises with a different beautiful, smiling
> woman
> > > > every night.
> > > >
> > >(Chuck AA8VS Wrote)
> > > > It seems the other fellows in the bar were
> curious
> > >how he was managing to do this.  So they decided
> to
> > >ask
> > >the bartender about it.  And he said,
> > >
> >
> > (Dennis WB0WAO Wrote)
> > I'm not really sure, but just after he comes into
> the bar, he goes into
> the
> > bathroom and.....
> 
> (Dick K2JQ Wrote)
> 
> he reaches for his zipper, and finds that it is
> stuck.  So he reaches into
> his pockets, both of which have holes in them. 
> Reaching through the holes
> in his pockets, he then exclaims,
> "Plums......plums..........when did I buy
> plums ?"
> 
> So the fellow tries to take the plums and..........
> 
...make a joke out of them, but that doesn't work.
After hearing this, the drunk decides to go right up
to the man and ask him what his secret is.
The English gentleman replies, "Oh, is simple, really.
Why don't you just sit over there and observe for a
bit?" So the drunk finds a seat nearby, and soon
enough, here comes one of those different beautiful,
smiling women. As she passes, the Brit leans over and
murmurs, "...tickle your ass with a feather?" She
looks shocked and says, "WHAT did you say?" To which
he replies, "...typically nasty weather!" Mollified,
she moves on. The drunk, straining to hear, is a bit
befuddled, but remains quiet.
Soon, sure enough and as luck would have it, here
comes yet another DBSW. The Limey leans over and
murmurs, "...tickle your ass with a feather?" She
stops, considers for a moment, and then, with a
twinkle in her eye, says, "Why not? Sounds like fun!"
And off they go.
The drunk, as you may imagine, is empowered by
witnessing all this. He's got it now!
As soon as the next DBSW walks in, he leans way over
and shouts, "Hey Lady! Shove a feather up your ass?"
Mortified, the poor different, beautiful but now
unsmiling woman says, "WHAT did you say?"
To which the drunk replies,"Looks like f*cking rain!"


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