[SOC] Limey Jokes Wanted

Sat, 23 Nov 2002 14:00:33 -0600

>From The Reader's Digest magazine, Humor in Uniform column of many years
ago:

A British Naval Officer was arrested for chasing a lady of the evening naked
through the halls of one of London's finer hotels.  The charge was dropped
when it was discovered that British Naval Regulations stated at the time,
"An officer may appear in public suitably attired for which ever sport he is
engaged in."

73
Bob
----- Original Message -----
From: "Chris Redding" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, November 23, 2002 1:14 PM
Subject: [SOC] Limey Jokes Wanted

> Gentlemen,
>
> Very off topic, but can you help me?.
>
> I am collaborating in writing a not-entirely-serious sketch for our house
> magazine (an Anglo-American business), and I am trying to get my hands on
> some Limey jokes, especially the ones that gracious yanks normally only
tell
> among themselves when there are no Limeys within earshot...If you know
what
> I mean.
>
> IMPORTANT...Please send them DIRECT to me at the address below.
>
> This means they can be as rude, crude and downright nasty as you like,
> because I promise that nobody who is not an adult will ever see them. As I
> am 'gathering' them for a purpose, I will not take personal offense at any
> of them. Indeed, I am hoping to get a cross-section of jokes, running from
> good-natured 'Gentle Piss-Taking' right up to the grossly offensive.
> In the case of jokes that you have heard, but would not want to be
> associated with due to political and/or racist content, send them
> anonymously if you prefer.
>
> Remember...send them DIRECT... NOT to the group!.
>
> [email protected]
>
> Thanks and Best Wishes,
> Chris G4PDJ
>
>
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