[SOC] Modern medicine

[Bill Cunningham]

A woman went to the doctors office, where she was seen by one of
the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she
burst out,
screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she
told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and told her to go
relax
in another room.      The older doctor marched down hallway to the back
where the first
doctor was and  demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63
years old,
she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she
was pregnant?"

The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without
looking   up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"