[SOC] THANK GOD

[Paul Bartlett]

> Good riposte, Paul.  And with a time delay typical of cricket.

Delay? What delay? This is SOC - I've been working on it
for WEEKS!

> But Rebecca went to the well with a pitcher, not a bowler.

Doesn't quite work this side of the pond ;-)

P#529;-)


> 
> ----- Original Message ----- 
> From: "Paul Bartlett" <paul@fulking.freeserve.co.uk>
> To: <soc@mailman.qth.net>
> Sent: Sunday, November 10, 2002 4:41 PM
> Subject: Re: [SOC] THANK GOD
> 
> 
> > > Yes, of course God played baseball.
> > > 
> > > In the big inning.........
> > > 
> > No, no, no. God is definitely a cricketer.
> > 
> > In the big innings, God created the pitch and the rules. 
> > The pitch was dark and bad light had stopped play. Then God 
> > said, "Let there be light" and there was light and play could begin.
> > 
> > And there was the walk back and the run up; the first ball.
> > 
> > Which went for four byes.
> > 
> > And the bowler, sorely distressed by the performance of the
> > wicket-keeper, did rant and decide upon the bouncer.
> > 
> > And there was the walk back and the run up; the second ball.
> > 
> > Which got hooked over fine leg for six.
> > 
> > And the bowler did go mental and choose the outswinger.
> > 
> > Which was misjudged and was smacked into silly mid-off's
> > goolies. Whom did gasp somewhat.
> > 
> > And there was the walk back and the run up; the third ball.
> > 
> > Which clipped the outside edge and flew, waist height, to
> > second slip. Who dropped it. The bowler did mutter.
> > 
> > And there was the walk back and the run up; the fourth ball.
> > 
> > The bowler decided to play a slow ball out of the back of
> > the hand. What the batsman did spot and dispatch over
> > extra cover for four.
> > 
> > And there was the walk back and the run up; the fifth ball.
> > 
> > Which came off the top of the bat offering the bowler a
> > dolly. Which caught him on the end of a finger and he dropped
> > it. (Causing brief comment).
> > 
> > And there was the walk back and the run up; the sixth ball.
> > 
> > Which took out the middle stump (as God called 'NO BALL').
> > 
> > And there was the walk back and the run up; the sixth ball.
> > 
> > Which was delicately guided to mid-on (where there were
> > no fielders) and the batsmen took two.
> > 
> > And then God called, "Over".
> > 
> > And the bowler said, "Bugger".
> > 
> > Paul:-)
> > 
> > 
> > 
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