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[Ian C. Purdie]

If you must:

Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C.  20591

Dear Sirs,

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time getting our
airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women  we should replace
all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman, and of
course, every businessman in this country would start flying again in hope of seeing a
naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record sales.

Now why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

Dennis Ponsness wrote:

> Ian,
>    Damn, I must have missed that joke!!!!
>
> 72/73
>
> Dennis - WB0WAO
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