[SOC] It's Friday ... Time to take a break !

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Enjoy !

73/72/OOs
Claude, F5PBL

http://www.qsl.net/f5pbl

DIG #4451 - FISTS #7722 - FP #383 - SOC #503 - 10-X #71724

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Creative laziness :
Progress is made by lazy persons looking for easier ways to do things.
-- Robert A. Heinlein 

Any thing must be made in the simplest way... but no more.
-- Albert Einstein 

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I am not sure about the universe.
-- Albert Einstein 

Prediction is very hard... especially when it's about the future.
-- Edgar Fiedler 

The reach of the minorities to their legitimate rights
allows everybody to prove oneself incompetent.
-- Laurence J. Peter 

He who yells the loudest usually has the least to say.
-- ? 

The human race is the only species on earth that makes war.
I am ashamed to belong to such a rotten, stupid species.
-- ? 

Allen's axiom :
When all others attempts have failed, read the manual.


Engineering :
Mechanical engineers build weapons, Civil engineers build targets.
-- ? 

Documentation is like sex : when it is good, it is very, very good.
And when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
-- Dick Brandon 

A stupid message:
Error: Keyboard not found... Type F1 to continue.


Computers are like air conditioners,
they stop working properly if you open Windows�.
-- ? 

Cosmology for dummies:
Black holes are where God divided par z�ro.
-- Steven Wright 

Womens's work:
You're supposed to think like a man, dress like a queen,
speak like a lady and work like a dog.
-- Eva Adams 

Damn straight:
I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
-- Oscar Wilde