[SOC] Something for everyone

[Rob Matherly]

"1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name."

I live in the country, but had a nice chat with the mayor of the nearby town when I
went there to vote... she can tell me who's lived in my house over the last 90 years
:^)

"2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor."

WHY DON'T THEY GET ON THE FRIKIN' SHOULDER AND LET ME PASS!?!?!?

"3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day."

Ever get a foot of snow then have it all melt away an hour later?

"4. You end sentences with a preposition: 'Where's my coat at?'"

Umm... I do that... is that not grammatically correct?

"5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, 'It was different!'"

My idea of an exotic place is any city with a population over 15,000....

72/73/oo
Rob, W�JRM
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