[SOC] Women, PMS, and lightbullbs

Tue, 25 Jun 2002 23:36:15 +0100

Here we go again with another ooooooooooooolllddddd joke:

Q. What's the difference betweem a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Nuff said.

P#529

----- Original Message -----
From: "Rob Matherly" <[email protected]>
To: "Flying Pigs" <[email protected]>; "SOC List" <[email protected]>
Sent: Tuesday, June 25, 2002 5:24 PM
Subject: [SOC] Women, PMS, and lightbullbs

> Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>
> A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else
in this
> house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is
BURNED OUT.
> They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
figured it OUT.
> And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite
> the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN
YEARS. But if
> they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair
that they
> dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb
would STILL
> BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER
THE STUPID
> LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT
THE
> GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
GARBAGE THAT
> ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT
WOULD TAKE
> AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS........
>
> <yl/xyl flamesuit on... ;^)>
>
> 72/73/oo
> Rob, W�JRM
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