[SOC] Women, PMS, and lightbullbs

[Hank Kohl K8DD]

I see you're married too!



At 6/25/02 11:24 AM -0500, you wrote:
>Q. How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>
>A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else 
>in this
>house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is 
>BURNED OUT.
>They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they 
>figured it OUT.
>And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs 
>despite
>the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN 
>YEARS. But if
>they did, by some miracle, find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair 
>that they
>dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb 
>would STILL
>BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER 
>THE STUPID
>LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE
>GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF 
>GARBAGE THAT
>ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT 
>WOULD TAKE
>AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS........