[SOC] Alligators

[W2AGN]

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to  
the big one and says "I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than  
me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I
just don't get it."  "Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been  
eating?"  "Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator. "Hm. Well,  
where do you catch 'em?" "Down at that law firm on the edge of the
swamp." "Same here. Hm. How do you catch 'em?"  "Well, I crawl under a BMW  
and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out,bite 'em, shake the  
crap out of 'em, and eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see  
your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin'  the crap out of a  
lawyer, there's nothing left but lips and a briefcase..."