[SOC] Ere is ze funny one n'est pas?. (BRIT VERSION)

[Chris Redding]

A businessman driving home in London suddenly finds himself stuck in a =
solid traffic jam. After a while he sees a Police Officer walking =
towards him between the rows of cars, so he winds his window down.
"What's the hold-up, Officer?".
"It's an Argentinean soccer player who got on the wrong plane in Japan" =
replies the Officer, "He's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and =
set himself on fire".
"Why's that?" asks the businessman.
"Well" the Officer replies "He's so depressed about his team Losing to =
England, and being booted out of the world cup after mouthing-off all =
year".
"How sad" says the businessman.
The Officer continues: "He says his family hate him, everybody in =
England is laughing at him, and when he gets back home he will have no =
money because his country's gone bust, so I'm walking up the line taking =
a collection for him".
"Really?" says the businessman "How much have you collected so far?".
The policeman replies: "Only two gallons...but the people up front are =
still siphoning".

Chris, GQ4PDJ


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