[SOC] Ins and Outs

[Nick Yokanovich]

Paul posed:
>There are ten ways of getting yourself out in cricket. What are they?

Any of these?
1. Ask for ketchup on your cucumber sandwich at tea time.
2. Forget to install your box and have it brought onto the pitch for public
display.
3. Lose grip on bat and bat goes over boundary.
4. Shine torch on umpire's light meter when he is determining if play can
continue.
5. Ask to go to the WC in middle of an over.
6. Appear dressed for Aussie Rules Football.
7. Have "Wild Thing" played when walking onto pitch.
8. Make ashes of yourselves.
9. Use an aluminium bat.
10. Steal the catcher's signs.