[SOC] Ohhhhhh man this is funny......

Sat, 1 Jun 2002 08:51:45 +0200

>The Senegalese fans didn't riot, therefore the game doesn't count (according to
British rules).

Senegal is located too far in the south of Africa ... But their "northern
Brothers" know how to do it.

But I am almost sure you do not know the _real_ reason of the 1-0 result, do you
?
Here is the TRUE story of Senegal - France. But pse at first remember that I am
_not_ interested at all into soccer. It means that I do not know nothing abt the
past (and so future) matches. This is _very_ important in order to catch the
funny side of the story.

You may be aware that Frenchies can hardly go somewhere and stay there for a
long time (how long is long ?) if there is no woman on that place. We've that in
our blood, that's a desease we have in our genes, sorry.
Our F players are there in Far Far East for two (is it two ?? I do not know, I
SWEAR IT) weeks and of course, their wifes/girl friends are there too, no way
otherwhise ... local (X)YLs .. well, you see what I mean.
So, as I told you yesterday my colleagues brought a TV set at work. As I am not
interested in this kind of event, it was funny for me to try to "stimulate" a
bit the situation, being what we can call the "Devil's advocate". In the morning
I have found some official Press Release saying that the Belgian coach has
refused wifes/girl friends to follow the Belgian Team for obvious reasons
(players should rest before and after each match). The "extra needs" are
satisfied with trips in the mountains and also sightseeings so that they should
remained busy, both mentaly & physically (TRUE !). The ON Manager adds : "I do
not know how long we will compete in the Cup but I am sure that when my guys
will come back home, everyone will be happy to meet agn, whatever our sport
results can be". // What a clever guy is he. I think I may stop joking with
"Belgian jokes" ... that's not fair, our best jokes here are about Belgian
people ... //
So I QSP this Press Release to my colleagues and said : "Well, we should
organize a France - Belgium to see what is the good way to manage a team". And
you know what ?.. A colleague came and told me : "Well ... it seems that you are
not aware of the fact that last week such a match occured and ... we've lost the
game !" :o)))))))))
Now, the question is : what abt the Senegalese way of managing the team ?!!!!! I
think we can guess it ...

BTW, the Press Release also mentionned that the Italian Manager is acting the
same way as the Belgian one. Well ... I am almost sure the Belgian will remain
"good boys" away from home but I will not put "my hand into the fire" abt the
Italians ... Hot blood remains hot blood :o)

Friends .. it seems that the w/e will be a funny one ;o)

73!
Claude, F5PBL

PS : local WX : true blue sky, temp is said to reach 28 C today (i.e. 82+ F).
Really hot for Paris area, especially by that time of the year.

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