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[Rob Matherly]

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand:

10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes. 

9. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white. 

8. Crying can be fun. 

7. FAT CLOTHES. 

6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced lunch. 

5. Discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience. 

4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. 

3. A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible. 

2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes. 

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND: 

1. OTHER WOMEN!