[SOC] (Fwd) LETTERS

[W2AGN]

  The following are actual letters that Abigail Van
         Buren (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to
         answer:

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         Dear Abby,

           A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
         One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a
         social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go
         everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into
         their apartment or come out. Do you think they could
        be Lebanese?
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        Dear Abby,
  
         What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and
         violence on my VCR?
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         Dear Abby,
   
         I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much
         I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.
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        Dear Abby,
         I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has
         been on the pill for two years. It's getting
         expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half
         the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss
         money with him.
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         Dear Abby,

 
         I suspected that my husband had been fooling around,
         and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied
         everything and said it would never happen again.
         Should I believe him?
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         Dear Abby,

         Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy
         who was raised in a good Christian home turn against
         his own?

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        Dear Abby,  

         I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now,
         how do I get out?
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         Dear Abby,  

         My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist
         $50 an hour every week for two- and-a-half years. He
         must be crazy.

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         Dear Abby,

         Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor
         a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and
         couldn't, and he did it.

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          Dear Abby,
         My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think she
         is going through her mental pause?

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         Dear Abby,  

         You told some woman whose husband had lost all
         interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my
         husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a
          doctor. What now?