[SOC] Something for everyone

[ng3o]

>You live in Florida when...

>1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
>2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
>3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
>4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
>5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

You forgot number 6. You live in Florida when...

6. Your town has cruising ambulances.

And here's something a friend in Florida just sent me:

I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement,
new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't
hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications
that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with
dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.

But.....Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!

74,
Bill NG3O