[SOC] Reincarnation

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Bonjour � tous,

Here is a small joke to start the week in a pleasant way.

It is the story of a couple, Albert and Marie, that both believe in
spiritism and reincarnation.

One day, they promise that if one of them die, the survivor will try
to contact the defunct 30 days exactly after the death.

Unfortunately, some weeks later, after a terrible accident of car,
Albert deceases. Faithful to her promise, exactly 30  days after the
terrible accident, Marie tries to contact her beloved husband now
being in the other world.

During the session of spiritism, Marie, in trance, calls a mystical voice:
 "-Albert, Albert, Marie calling. Do you hear me?"

A voice even more mystical is heard :
"-Yes Marie, I hear you."

Marie, a bit frightened :
"-Oh, Albert, how is the place where you are now ?"

"- It is wonderful, blue skies, a light breeze, green prairies where
the sun shines most the time."

Marie, in tears:
"-And what are you doing there ?"

- Eh well Marie, see, we get up just before the sun does, we take a
big breakfast, and then we make sex till midday. After lunch, we take
a nap till two hours. Then we make sex again till, well that depends
on the partner, five hours.
Then an other good meal and then we make sex till we are so tired that
we finally fall asleep around 23h00, that depends on the partner."

Marie always in tears, but shocked :
"-So, is that what we call Paradise ?!!"

"-Paradise ? I am not in the paradise Marie!"

"-Sniff, where are you then?"

"-I am a rabbit, in  the C�vennes!" [French region, south of the
country]

72!
Claude