[SOC] WI cows

[Nick Yokanovich]

Der vas dis Norvegian farmer, Ole, from Minnesooota,
and he is goin' ta Visconsin to buy a cow der at da 
auction sale. Ole gets ta Visonsin and buys da 
nicest lookin' cow there, and takes it home vit him.
Gettin' ready ta milk it, Ole grabs a hold of da teats, 
pulls, and da cow farts. Ole tinks ta himself, "Uff da,  
vat da heck?" and he grabs a hold of da teats, pulls 
vonce more and da cow farts again.
At this point, in valks his neighbor, Sven. Eyeing Ole's 
new cow, Sven asks could he try milking it as it sure looks
like a good milkin' cow.
Ole replies "ya sure".
Sven grabs a hold, pulls on the cow's teats and the
cow farts. Sven looks at Ole and says, "Ya buy dis cow 
in Visconsin?"
Ole says, "Ya sure, I did. How'd ya know dat I bought da 
cow in Visconsin?"
Sven says, "My wife, Hilda, is from Visconsin."

73 &c
Nick K3NY (transplanted Minnesoootan)