[SOC] Season's Greetings

[Nick Yokanovich]

Dear Fellow SOCs,
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, 
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, 
socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, 
gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the 
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or 
secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted 
calendar year 2003, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures, and without
regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual
preference of the wishees.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement 
any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where
prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of
the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected 
within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday 
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
sole discretion of the wisher.

Nick K3NY SOC 348