[SOC] The 12 Days Of Christmas (For the politically correct)

[Lloyd Lachow]

The 12 Days Of Christmas (For the politically correct)


    On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed
midwinter festival, my
    Significant Other in a consenting adult,
monogamous relationship gave to
    me:

    TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior
through ritual drumming,

    ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit
orchestra made up of
    members in good standing of the Musicians Equity
Union as called for in
    their union contract even though they will not be
asked to play a note),

    TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions
of the patriarchal
    ruling class system leaping,

    NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-_expression,

    EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons
stealing milk-products
    from enslaved Bovine-Americans,

    SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally
protected wetlands,

    SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen
non-human animal products,

    FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned
enforced domestic
incarceration,

    (NOTE after members of the Animal Liberation Front
threatened to throw
    red paint at my computer, the calling birds,
French hens and partridge
    have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To
avoid further
    Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift
package has been
    revised.)

    FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

    THREE deconstructionist poets

    TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled
processed tree carcasses

    AND a Spotted Owl activist chained to an
old-growth pear tree.



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