[SOC] un tour en bus

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Bonsoir � tous,

Evening Jokes.

#1

On a mountain road, 3 cars "in Indian file", a Lada, then a Ferrari
then a Porshe. Suddenly, after a dangerous blind corner, the Lada
faces a truck and ... crash ! Of course the Ferrari crashes into the
Lada and so the Porshe into the Ferrari. All 3 cars are nothing but
wrecks.
The Ferrari's driver, exiting of his car : "Shit, 15 days' salary".
The Porshe's driver, exiting : "Damnit, 1 month's salary".
And .. the Lada's driver, crying, exits from his car and says : "Oh
nooooo, 3 years' salary".
The first 2 drivers then look at him and say : "You must be very
stupid to buy such an expensive car !"

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#2
< BEWARE, absolutely NOT politically correct >

[Background, needed to understand the following joke]
France is well-known for a lot of things, one of them being wines. It
is also said that Froggies are "good drinkers". So, de facto, we have
a lot of "chansons � boire" (sings sung when drinking). One of the
most famous of them is "Il est des n�tres, il a bu son verre comme
nous autres" -> "He is one of us, he has drunk his glass like we did".
This sing is sung when in good company and when some member of the
group is finally drinking his glass of wine/alcohol.
//Believe me, some colleagues tried hard with me but never succeeded to
sing this song ... oh well ... //
So, for now, just remember the sentence "Il est des n�tres" (he is one
of us) ...

Now the "joke".
<NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT - PSE REMEMBER THIS WARNING>

A group of young children, all of them being paraplegic, are going on
holidays in the countryside.
The bus they are in is on a calm road, the driver is driving calmly,
50 km/h (30 mph).
Then the paraplegics start to sing:
- Driver, if you are a champion, step on the gas !

The driver feels confident, the traffic is light, so he speeds up to
70 km/h (44 mph) ...

Then the paraplegics sing louder :
- Driver, if you are a champion, step on the gas !

The driver thinks that after all these children are kind and he can
look to make them feel happy, so he speeds up to 90 km/h (56 mph).

The paraplegics, hotter than ever, shout :
- Driver, if you are a champion, step on the gas !

The driver, now really ready, speeds up to 110 km/h (68 mph).

And then, the bus enters a corner and of course misses it and ends its
trip in the field, in very bad conditions.

Then the paraplegics chant :

- Il est des n�ooootres ...

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I told you it was not PC ...

72!
Claude