[SOC] Traffic tickets

[Bob N0UF]

      I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only =
about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing =
a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how =
about giving a guy a break?"
      He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a =
pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket =
for having worn tires!

      So I called him a piece of horse crap. He finished the second =
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started =
writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes.

      The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.  I didn't care. =
My car was parked around the corner.

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