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[bob baxter]

Enough of this -- we're going to have a test.

Bob Baxter AA7EQ

> Subject: Mensa candidate?
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> Subject: are you a Mensa candidate?
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>   Since all of tou THINK you are a Mensa canidate............
>   >QUIZ
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>   >Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
>   >intelligence.
>   >So take the following test presented here and determine if you are
losing
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>   >or are still a MENSA candidate.
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>   >OK, relax, clear your mind and....... begin.
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>   >1. What do you put in a toaster?
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>   >The answer is bread.  If you said "toast," then give up now and go
do
>   >something else. Try not to hurt yourself.  If you said, "Bread," go
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>   >2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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>   >Answer:
>   >Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the
next
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>   >overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading
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>   >more appropriate, such as "Children's World." If you said, "Water"
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>   >3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made
from
>   >blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black
house
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>   >made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
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>   >Answer:
>   >Greenhouses are made from glass.  If you said "green bricks," what
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>   >are you still doing here reading these questions?? Dang.....
>   >If you said  "glass," then go on to question four.
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>   >4. Twenty years ago, a plane is; flying at 20,000 feet over
Germany. If
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>   >will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West
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>   >and East Germany.  Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines
fail.
>   >The
>   >pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing,
decides
>   >on a crash landing procedure.  Unfortunately the engine fails
before he
>   >has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's
land"
>   >between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the
survivors
>   >---East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
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>   >Answer:
>   >You don't, of course, bury survivors.  If you said ANYTHING else,
you are
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>   >real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane
crash.
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>   >efforts would not be appreciated !!! If you said, "You don't bury
>   >survivors," then proceed to the next question.
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>   >5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every
minute then
>   >how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
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>   >Answer:
>   >One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one
>   >degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you
are
>   >obviously out of your league.  Turn your pencil in and exit the
room.
>   >Everyone else proceed to the final question.
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>   >6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London
to
>   >Milford
>   >Haven in Wales.  In London, 17 people get on the bus.  In Reading,
six
>   >people get off the bus, and nine people get on.  In Swindon, two
people
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>   >off, and four get on.  In Cardiff, 11 people get off, and 16 people
get
>   >on.
>   >In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on.  In
Carmathen,
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>   >people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
>   >What was the name of the bus driver?
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>   >Answer:
>   >Oh, for heaven sake!  It was YOU !!  Read the first line!!
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