[SOC] SOC joke of the day

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Can not end the week-end w/o sending some SOC joke, just heard on the
radio. "Real life" situation.

A French humorist (named Sim) was in an old people's home to make there some show.
And an old man comes to speak with the humorist :
- Hi, Sim, let me tell you a story. When I was younger, I used to live
in Africa. One day I was in the bush and I suddenly saw a lion in
front of me. I took my gun, adjusted the animal and then ... my rifle
blocked. I saw the lion starting to run towards me. I started to run
away, and after a while I stoped agn and tried to shot at the lion once
agn and ... the rifle again jamed. The lion was now dangerously
approching ... I suddenly thought for Tarzan and I tried my last chance : I
made the Tarzan shout (<here the guy shouts>), the lion escaped and
... I craped in my pants

To that, Sim replies : - Hey, rather logical, you have been affraid...
The guy : - No, no ... I have craped right now when I have shouted.

Funny when heard on the radio, not so when reading it after SOC
translation. Oh well ..

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Speaking of bush, any news from Ian ?? Nothing seen for the whole
week-end :o((
Hope everything is still Ok on your side, mon cher Ami Ian ..
Pse do not forget to keep us informed abt the situation on your side.

72!
Claude