[SOC] Somewhat off color joke

Fri, 6 Dec 2002 13:24:12 -0600

They're both good,  use Paul's as #5 for extra credit.

73
Bob N0UF
SOC #521
----- Original Message -----
From: "Paul Bartlett" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Friday, December 06, 2002 12:38 PM
Subject: Re: [SOC] Somewhat off color joke

> Heard a slightly different version:
>
> 1. Perfect composition
> 2. Correct temperature
> 3. Always available (Ok that's the same as your #3)
>
> and 4. Afterwards, Dad can play with the empties.
>
> Paul ;-)
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Rob Matherly" <[email protected]>
> To: <[email protected]>; <[email protected]>
> Sent: Friday, December 06, 2002 6:35 PM
> Subject: [SOC] Somewhat off color joke
>
>
> > A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science
classroom,
> > staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed:
> "Give
> > four advantages of breast milk."
> >
> > What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his
> head,
> > hoping for the best:
> >
> > 1. No need to boil.
> > 2. Never goes sour.
> > 3. Available whenever necessary.
> >
> > So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again,
what
> to
> > write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.
> > Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he
> scribbled
> > his definitive answer:
> >
> > 4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.
> >
> > He received an A.
> >
> > --
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