[SOC] Somewhat off color joke

Fri, 6 Dec 2002 18:38:56 -0000

Heard a slightly different version:

1. Perfect composition
2. Correct temperature
3. Always available (Ok that's the same as your #3)

and 4. Afterwards, Dad can play with the empties.

Paul ;-)

----- Original Message -----
From: "Rob Matherly" <[email protected]>
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Sent: Friday, December 06, 2002 6:35 PM
Subject: [SOC] Somewhat off color joke

> A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom,
> staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed:
"Give
> four advantages of breast milk."
>
> What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his
head,
> hoping for the best:
>
> 1. No need to boil.
> 2. Never goes sour.
> 3. Available whenever necessary.
>
> So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what
to
> write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.
> Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he
scribbled
> his definitive answer:
>
> 4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.
>
> He received an A.
>
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