[SOC] Gorillaroticism

[Lloyd Lachow]

A zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla -- a female -- became
very horny and difficult to handle. Upon examination,
the zoo veterinarian determined that the problem was
the heat. What to do? There was no male of this
species available. 
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo
administrators noticed Mike, an employee responsible
for cleaning the animals' cages. Now Mike, it was
rumored, possessed ample ability to satisfy any
female, and he wasn't very bright. So the zoo
administrators thought they might have a solution.
Perhaps they could entice Mike to satisfy the female
gorilla. 

So he was approached with a proposition: Would he be
willing to sleep with the gorilla for five hundred
bucks? 

Mike replied that he might be interested, but would
have to think the matter over. 

The following day, Mike announced that he would accept
their offer, but only under three conditions: 

"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her." 

"Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that
may result from this union." 

The zoo's administration quickly accepted to these
conditions, but what was the third?

"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another week
to come up with the five hundred bucks." 



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