[SOC] Chit Chat

[Fred Lesnick]

Folks, I just could not resist......
Fred
VE3FAL


Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. 
>  
> One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go
> faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." 
>  
> The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes
> off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?" 
>  
> The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?" 
>  
> The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting
> conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a
> deer 
> all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big
> patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?" 
>  
> The first guy says, "I don't know." 
>  
> The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified
> to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know shit?