[SOC] Rabbinical advice

[Lloyd Lachow]

Man goes to see the Rabbi.  "Rabbi, something terrible
is happening
and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that
be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain
she's poisoning
 me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what.  Let me talk to
her, I'll see
what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well,
I spoke to
your wife.  I spoke to her on the phone for three
hours.  You want my
advice?"

The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,

"Take the poison."


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