[SOC] A Parking Ticket

[W2AGN]

A PARKING TICKET

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there
for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn
motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 
'Come
on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me
and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused
him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked
around the corner...