[SOC] Not from the IOTA contest...

[Lloyd Lachow]

>Subject: Island Life
>
>On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the 
middle of nowhere, the
>following people are stranded:
>
>Two Italian men and one Italian woman
>Two French men and one French woman
>Two German men and one German woman
>Two Greek men and one Greek woman
>Two English men and one English woman
>Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
>Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
>Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
>Two Irish men and one Irish woman
>Two American men and one American woman
>
>One month later, on these absolutely stunning 
deserted islands in the
>middle of nowhere, the following things have 
occurred:
>
>* One Italian man has killed the other Italian man 
for the Italian
>woman.
>
>* The two French men and the French woman are living 
happily together in
>a menage � trois.
>
>* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of

alternating visits
>with the German woman.
>
>* The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and 
the Greek woman is
>cleaning and cooking for them.
>
>* The two English men are waiting for someone to 
introduce them to the
>English woman.
>
>* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the 
Bulgarian woman and started
>swimming to another island.
>
>* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting 
instructions.
>
>* The two Chinese men have set up a 
pharmacy/liquor/store/restaurant/
>laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order 
to supply employees
>for their store.
>
>* The two Irish men have divided the island into 
North and South and set
>up a
>distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the 
picture because it
>gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut 
whiskey.
>However, they're satisfied because the English aren't

having any fun.
>
>* The two American men are contemplating suicide, 
because the American
>woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly 
about her body, the
>true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her

skin, how she can
>do anything they can do, the necessity of 
fulfillment, the equal
>division of household chores, how sand and palm trees

make her look fat,
>how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and 
treated her nicer than
>they do, and how her relationship with her mother is 
the root
>cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring 
a goddamn cell
>phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued

off this
>god-forsaken deserted island in the middle of 
freaking nowhere so she
>can get her nails done and go shopping...


oo! de K3ESE


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