[SixClub] A little humor: New Q-Codes

[KC2FTN in FN24]

QBA - My antenna is BIG!
QBA? - How big is your antenna?
QBO - Don't sit next to that guy in the meeting.
QBO? - Buddy, can you spare some soap?
QBS - It's getting deep in here.
QBS? - Did I tell you about the one that got away?

QBS - Clean the bird sh*t off your antenna so you can hear me
QBS? - Should I clean the bird sh*t off my antenna so I can hear you
QCP - I am using Cat Power(From Rotary Cat Power Wheel)

QCP? - Are you using Cat Power?
QCW - I am going to whistle Morse Code on FM (or SSB)
QCW? - Why are you whistling Morse?
QDR - Damn Right the frequency is busy!} In response to QRL
QDR? - Do you have a Receiver?} In respone to QRL

QET - Phone home.
QET? - Has anyone called me from another planet?
QEW - Copy is difficult due to Ear Wax.
QEW? - Is copy difficult due to Ear Wax?

QFH - This frequency is MINE! - go elsewhere.
QFH? - Is this frequency hogged?
QHI - I am jumping in quick to say hi, then going QRT.
QHI? - Are you leaving after only one transmission?
QLF - I am sending with my left foot.
QLF? - Are you sending with your left foot?
QLK - I am sending with my left foot and keyboard.
QLK? - Are you sending with your left foot and keyboard?

QNO - I am sending through a non-standard orifice.
QNO? - Are you sending through a non-standard orifice?

QOF Yes, I am an Old Fart.
QOF? Are you an old Fart?

QOK - Your last transmission was Okie Dokie.
QOK? - Was my last transmission OK?
QPM - Your signal is purr modulated.
QPM? - Is my signal purr modulated?
QRC - Warning, rag chewer on frequency.
QRC? - Are you a rag chewer?
QRG - You are transmitting in or near the ... (wave length or frequency) 
amateur band.
QRG? - Am I transmitting in or near an amateur band, and if so which one?
QRW - Means Qrp - Really Weak
QRW? - Qrp, you are Really Weak?

QWC? - Who cares?
QWC - I don't care
QWC - I have to go to the bathroom
QWC? - Do you have to go to the bathroom?
QZZ - I fell asleep at the mike.
QZZ? - Is that a 60Hz hum, or are you snoring?