Is Your car clock is set to UTC?

Do you plan your vacations around the contest calendar?

Do you receive text alerts from DX maps?

Do you know exactly what your DXCC entity count is at all times including deleted entities?

"Is there room for my tower?" is the top criteria for picking a new house (along with Elevation, trees and out building for a ham shack)

Does DX interfere with your (fill in the blank) work, marriage, time with kids/grand kids?

Do you remember DXCC entity numbers but forget your anniversary?

Do you know today's SFI, K & A indices?

Do you get shaky when you are without your headset for too long?

Do you DX a little in the morning just to get going?