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[AT&T Update]

Yup.. Ham radio has made the big time lists  LOL


You Might be a Redneck DX’er if... from “The Wave Bender” Western Reserve ARC
 
Remember to say the following phrase before each statement: "You might be a 
Redneck DX’er" if...

• You call your ex-wives "deletions."
• You have used a piece of rope thru your belt loops as a climbing belt.
• You pack for the Dayton trip in Wal-Mart sacks.
• Your DX Club holds meetings down at the Waffle House.
• You have ever operated 20 Meters from your Bass boat.
• You kill a Copperhead every time you cut grass/weeds around the tower.
• You have taken down a broken antenna with a shotgun.
• You didn't operate Field Day because you were building a fireworks stand.
• You have ever shot at a deer out of the window in your radio shack.
• Your DX club has Carp fishing, noodling or coon hunting on the agenda for 
Field Day activities.
• You can tune your 80 Meter vertical by spraying Round Up around its base!
• Your radio club has "club overalls" instead of club shirts.
• You have 3 HF transceivers duct-taped on top of each other, and only the top 
one works.
• Your radio club had an article in its newsletter on "Grounding Double Wides."
• You have ever sent your XYL out in the dark to check an antenna for you.
• You can chew tobacco and work Phone Sweepstakes at the same time.
• Your DX club motto is "Git'R Done!"
• You tell people that the empty 807 cans in the back of your pick up help the 
ground plane on your 2
Meter antenna.
• You have never been too drunk to climb a tower.
• You solicited donations from Budweiser and Skoal for a club DXpedition.
• Your DX club Treasurer has accepted bullets instead of money for dues.
• Your DX/Contest club has 3 contest teams: The Fords, Chevys and Dodges.
• Your DX club President was late for the last meeting, because he had to stop 
and pull some guy out of the ditch on the way.
• Your DX Club petitioned the ARRL DX Advisory Committee for separate country 
status for the Ozarks.
• You can fish, drink beer and talk on the club repeater all at the same time.
• You have bird dogs named Tromelin and Glorioso.