[South Florida DX Association] One of the Dumbest Things I’ve Ever Done in Ham Radio...

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One of the Dumbest Things I’ve Ever Done in Ham Radio

By Dan Romanchik, KB6NU

Mark, W8MP, and I often argue about what’s dumber—his county hunting or 
my collecting QSL cards from stations whose call signs spell words. It’s 
one of those arguments that will never be won. When you get right down 
to it, they’re both pretty dumb.

Well, one Wednesday morning, I got a call from Mark. He asked, "Hey, 
want to do something really dumb tonight?" When I asked what he had in 
mind, he replied, "Well, one of my county hunter friends, Tim, W8JJ 
(he’s the guy looking nervous in the black cap below), claims to have 
confirmed all 3,077 counties. He needs at least two General Class (or 
higher) hams to check his QSL cards and sign off on his application for 
the USA-CA award sponsored by CQ magazine. I guarantee that this will be 
one of the dumbest things that you ever do in ham radio. I also 
guarantee that it will be a lot of fun."

After a fine salmon dinner with some very chewy noodles (that Mark 
claims his son, KD8EEH insisted that he make), we cleared the table, and 
Tim got out his box of cards. Mark then explained how we should proceed. 
I was kind of curious about this, as it’s clearly impossible to check 
all 3,077 QSOs in a single evening.

Basically, what the two checkers are supposed to do is to check random 
contacts until they are satisfied that the applicant does indeed have a 
QSL from all 3,077 counties. To select the contacts, you might choose 
counties where you lived, or counties that you have visited. I hit on 
the idea of having Tim produced the confirmations of all 16 counties in 
Massachusetts. Clark, who is more familiar with which counties are the 
most difficult to confirm, asked Tim to produce cards from some rare 
counties in Colorado and Hawaii.

Above all, though, the idea is to give the applicant as much grief as 
possible during the process.

Mark came up with the idea of calling several county hunters that he had 
phone numbers for and asking them to verify in their logs some of the 
QSOs that Tim was claiming. He first phoned Jim, N9JF, and we asked him 
about a 44 report that he’d given Tim seven years ago. He wasn’t near 
his logbook, but he said that he did remember that contact and even 
rattled off the county (Wahkiakum, WA)!

Next, Mark phoned Guff, KS5A, who confirmed a contact, but was off by 
almost seven minutes. A long discussion ensued regarding the details of 
how a mobile logs contacts while out driving. In the end, we accepted 
the seven-minute discrepancy.

Finally, Mark phoned Larry, W0QE, to confirm a few of the MRCs that Tim 
had from him. (MRCs are records of multiple contacts. Using them instead 
of QSL cards makes the process of managing all these QSLs a lot easier.) 
Mark joked that it looked like one of the MRCs had a forged signature. 
Larry replied that all of his MRCs are stamped.

"Aha," Clark exclaimed, "this MRC doesn’t have a stamp!"

I don’t know what was going through Tim’s mind at this point, but it 
probably wasn’t good. Larry then explained that he probably sent out 
that MRC before he got the stamp. When we confirmed those dates, I think 
Tim breathed a little easier.

In the end, Clark and I signed off on Tim’s application. And, even 
though Mark and I joke about how dumb this activity is, it’s really only 
a joke. In my mind, it’s quite an achievement. It takes a lot of 
persistence, too. It took Tim nearly ten years to do it.

Another cool thing about the county hunting sub-culture is the 
camaraderie amongst the county hunters. It’s the nature of the beast 
that you’ll be contacting many of them multiple times, and it’s 
inevitable that you’ll make friends with many of them.

As we were leaving, Tim said, "My wife asked me the other day if I could 
get now get rid of all my radios since I’ve talked to everybody." She 
obviously doesn’t understand this ham radio sub-culture. Tim’s only just 
begun.

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You can keep up with all of Dan's dumb ham radio activities by reading 
his blog at www.kb6nu.com.