[SFDXA] Mother's Day Thoughts

[Peter Rimmel]

WHY MOMS ARE GREAT

MOM TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished
cleaning!"

MOM TAUGHT ME RELIGION
"You better pray that will come  out of that carpet!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't  straighten up, I'll knock you into next week!"

MOM TAUGHT ME LOGIC
"Because I said so, that's why!"

MOM TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT
"Make  sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

MOM TAUGHT  ME IRONY
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat  your supper!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at  the dirt on the back of your neck?"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone!"

MOM TAUGHT ME  ABOUT WEATHER
"It looks like a tornado went through your room!"

MOM  TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor  coming toward you, would you listen
then?"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times-don't exaggerate!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your  father!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY
"There are millions of less  fortunate kids in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you do!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ABOUT NUTRITION
"Dont eat with your mouth full!"

MOM TAUGHT ME ORTHOPEDICS
"If you fall out of that tree and break both of your legs, don't come
running to me!

And most of all.....

MOM TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I  brought you into this world, I can take you out!"

So there.