[Scan-DC] Santa's FAA Visit

[Jean Hubbard]

This is a little ditty I wrote many years ago - it's a bit dated now, =
but still provokes a chuckle or two:

(this is to be sung to the tune of "Jolly Old St. Nicholas")

SANTA'S FAA VISIT

"Jolly Old St. Nicholas, I'm from the FAA
I've been told that you have no transponder on your sleigh
Christmas Eve is coming soon, so listen close to me
Get your sleigh transponder-rigged, be sure it has MODE C

When the clock is striking twelve and kids are fast asleep
Controllers at their radar scopes an eye on you will keep
If you're flying through the skies and no MODE C appears
Put your reindeer out to graze, you're ground for five years!"

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kawanza, to one and all! May =
everyone have lots of great monitoring in '04!

73,

Jeanie Hubbard (formerly Baker)


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