[R-390] Retire and move your R390A's to Alaska-For FREE
Perry Sandeen
sandeenpa at yahoo.com
Tue Jan 6 00:07:50 EST 2009
GM List.
Wrote: And I see myself not fitting in to the general scheme of Business today. If I could get out, I do believe I would be in a small cabin in Alaska with my radios and a cup of coffee.
Pilgrim this is your lucky day! Do the following steps exactly and the brass ring is yours.
1. Form yourself as a LLC WITH an inscrutable technical name such as “Ionics Wave Preservation”. It is important to incorporate something into the name that implies you are the you are saving a valuable irreplaceable resource.
2. Apply for a U.S. government bailout. You can justify that in case of a nuclear attack, including “dirty bombs” that you will have the only reliable communications for government use. Be sure to come up with all the money you need to go to Alaska first class. Include anything you can think of. Then triple the amount so you can absolutely guarantee no cost over runs or a return trip for more funds. Be absolutely sure that you come up with a jumbled set of numbers. This shows this isn’t a hokey deal. If at all possible, computer calculations, graphs, etc. because politicians KNOW that computers don’t lie, just people do.
And without this bail—er “helping hand in this extraordinary financial time” you companies failure would “negatively affect national security”.
Wrote: How many R-390A's would it take to keep the place warm I wonder?
My recent check with NOAA showed the whole area to be about –50 below zero at night and warming up to a balmy –20 or so during the day depending on various locations.
It might be prudent to do what the USAF did at what was Shmia (sp) Air Station. Several floors below ground and a couple above so you can get out if there is heavy snow. With, say 20 or “A”s going at any time the floors above should be cozy.
If questioned by any officialdom about the number of radios running at any time, remind them that you’re making sure Air America stations aren’t having transmitting problems. Officialdom won’t want to be going against the new social order that could cut of funds from Washington.
And no, no, no; one is not “technically obsolete”. One is doing “historic preservation of a national period treasure so that the library of congress will not lose this historical data.”
Remove hip boots and Start Packing!
Regards,
Perrier
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