[R-390] YOUR CHANCE FOR FAME -- WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE, ETC.

[Richard Loken]

On Fri, 23 Sep 2005, Joe Foley wrote:

Gee, I don't remember this one.  Must have been in The Betty Ford Center
to dry out.

> --- Nolan Lee <nlee at gs.verio.net> wrote:

>> I've always wanted to write historical porn. Yep, pornographic stories
>> with important historical females as the central characters. 

>> Don't worry about writing skills -- most of you don't need much help in 
>> that department -- and, that's what an editor is for. (including removal of
>> dangling participles - ed.) 

It would have been great!  Hey, we could have done like the guys who wrote
"Naked Came the Stranger", the editor would send chapters back to the authors
if they were too well written.

I always thought that I could create a computer programme that would generate
porn (or romances or westerns with a few changes to the dictionary).

	"Oh John I need your R-390!  Give it to me now!"

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