[R-390] Fw: Hmmmmm!

[polaraligned]

Yeah.  I would not hold my breath waiting for a President and congress with 
balls.
Just never going to happen.  Politicians, like the asshole hollywood folks, 
are just too far detached from reality.

Scott


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>
>
> WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR NEXT PRESIDENT GIVE 
> THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>
>
> And I wouldn't care what party he represented.
>
> My Fellow Americans:
>
> As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since 
> congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in 
> Iraq is complete.
>
> This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American 
> forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now 
> time to begin the reckoning.
>
> Before me, I have two lists. One list contains! the names of countries 
> that have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. 
> The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the 
> countries listed there.
>
>
> The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the 
> world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing 
> copies of both lists later this evening.
>
> Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those 
> nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved 
> during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the 
> Iraqi war.
>
> The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world 
> Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need 
> help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>
>
> In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money 
> toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home
>
> On that note, a word  to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we 
> will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of 
> the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or 
> maybe China.
>
> To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal 
> now.   Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to 
> Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, 
> too. By the way Palestinians, we are no longer going to restrain Israel!
>
> I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, 
> Germany, and Russia Thanks for all your help, comrades.
>
> We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>
> I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN 
> diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking 
> tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and 
> crushed.  I don't care about whatever  treaty pertains to this.You creeps 
> have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or 
> watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of 
> the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
>
>
> A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely 
> to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not 
> pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and 
> his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will 
> have a couple of extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess 
> where I am going to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something 
> with your oil.
>
> Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA 
> treaty---starting now. We are sick and tired of the one-way highway.
>
> It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. 
> Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn 
> tootin"
>
> Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around  the 
> world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the 
> planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate 
> homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from 
> America.
>
> To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we 
> won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Go to Hell. God 
> Bless America. Thank you and good night.
>
> If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, 
> thank a soldier!!!!!!!!!
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