[R-390] RE: Ole and Lena: (Oil for the R-390As)
Lee Bahr
pulsarxp at earthlink.net
Sat Jul 10 01:32:02 EDT 2004
Ole, a friend of mine in Minnesota sent me a box that had some 3 in 1 oil and some WD-40 in it. Ole said he did not need this anymore and that maybe I could use it to fix my R-390As. I asked Ole why he could not use the oil anymore and this is what he told me.
> > So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and
> > says,"I tink its time!" So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere
tractor
> > and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.
> >
> > She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole
> > and said, "Hey, Ole! You yust had a son! Ain't dat great!"
> >
> > Vell, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor
> > spoke up and he said, Hold on! We ain't finished yet!"
> >
> > The doctor den held up a little girl.
> > He said, "Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!"
> > She's a pretty little ting, too ... Ole got kind of puzzled
> > by this, and then the doctor said, "Holey Moley Ole,
> > we still ain't done yet!"
> >
> > The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Ole,
> > you yust had youself another boy!" Ole was flabbergasted by
> this news!
> >
> > A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and
> > their three children home in the self propelled combine.
> > He was real serious and he asked Lena, "How come
> > we got tree on the first try?"
> >
> > Lena said, "You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline
> > and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"
> >
> > Ole said, "Yeah, I do. Uffda!, it's a damn good ting I didn't
> get the WD-40!
So that is why Ole sent me the 3 in 1 and the WD-40. Now I am going to have to find more R-390As to restore to use up this oil.
Lee, w0vt
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