[R-390] Proud owner

[Barry Hauser]

The Plaintiff, Jim Brannigan writes:
> Ya' know, I just don't get it......
> I spend the weekend fix'in a radio...using "all my powers" to get it just
> right and the XYL sez, but did you finish painting the kids bedroom???
> There just ain't no justice......
> > ...a vice or two.
> > Jim,

No, Jim, in the world of She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed, there is no justice for the
likes of us. You must take your case to a higher court.  As Chief Justice of
the Inner Sanctum of Perfect Justice (one of a tribunal of guess-whos),
there is, in fact, perfect justice, and even more -- come-uppance and,
even -- what-fors..

The Court renders the following verdict:

1.  Paint the kids' bedroom as "insinuated" without further delay.
2.  To be painted smoke grey with 1 and 2 1/2 inch round polka dots and some
small rectangles distributed randomly thereon, notwithstanding any
complaints to the contrary.
3.  Reassure said kids that this action was not intended as an action
against them, and that the paint job, while not particularly cheeful,  is
hereby certified "unique" and "kewell" by the authorities.

This case is closed.  Court is adjourned.

Barry