[R-390] * ON TOPIC *

[Jack taylor]

Q:Heard of the new Nazi microwave oven?
A: They say it seats 35. 

Q:Why did the Leper leave the party?
A:Everyone kept dipping crackers into his back! 

Q:What do you call a leper in a bath?
A:PORRIDGE! 


Q. What's the difference between a tribe of Pygmies
and a Girls track team? A.The Pygmies are a bunch of
Cunning little Runts! 


Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull
it out. 

Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. 

Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls
asleep. 

Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting
any. 

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant,
what is on the outside?
A: K9P. 

    
 Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and
moaning, "Lie to me!" 


Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just
got laid a minute ago." 



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