[Qcwa] TURBO-ENCABULATOR in INDUSTRY

[THOMAS WEBB]

How silly.  Any EE worth his salt knows that you don't need anhydrous nagling pins in order to nube together a regurgitating purwell and and a  supramitive wennelsocket.  All you need is a wouff hong.

Tom Webb, W4YOK
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Gene A. Nailon 
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  Sent: Saturday, August 14, 2004 7:55 PM
  Subject: [Qcwa] TURBO-ENCABULATOR in INDUSTRY



  I received this from one of our Chapter 63 Members and thought it
  should be passed on the the Technical types in QCWA.

  From: Jerry Kincade   w5kp at direcway.com

  The TURBO-ENCABULATOR in INDUSTRY

  For a number of years now work has been proceeding in order to bring
  perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not
  only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase
  detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing
  cardinal grammeters. Such a machine is the "Turbo-Encabulator."
  Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power
  being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is
  produced by the modal interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive
  directance.

  The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite,
  surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two
  spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The
  latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the
  ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively
  prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed
  in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor
  being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential
  girdlespring on the "up" end of the grammeters.

  Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed
  into the rotor slip-stream a mixture of high S-value
  phenylhydrobenzamine and five per cent reminitive tetryliodohexamine.
  Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by P=2.5Cn^6.7
  where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase
  disposition and C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient.
  Initially, n was measured with the aid of a metapolar refractive
  pilfrometer (for a description of this ingenious instrument, see L. E.
  Rumpelverstein in "Zeitschrift für Elektrotechnistatischs-
  Donnerblitze" vol. vii), but up to the present date nothing has been
  found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope (see "Proceedings of
  the Peruvian Academy of Skatological Sciences" June, 1914.)

  Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of nubing together a
  regurgitative purwell and a supramitive wennelsprocket. Indeed, this
  proved to be a stumbling block to further development until, in 1942, it
  was found that the use of anhydrous nangling pins enabled a kryptonastic
  bolling shim to the tankered.

  The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral
  decommutator failed largely because of a lack of appreciation of the
  large quasi-piestic stresses in the gremlin studs; the latter were
  specially designed to hold the roffit bars to the spamshaft. When,
  however, it was discovered that wending could be prevented by a simple
  addition to the living sockets, almost perfect running was secured.

  The operating point is maintained as near as possible to the h.f. rem
  peak by constantly fromaging the bitumogenous spandrels, This is a
  distinct advance on the standard nivelsheave in that no dramcock oil is
  required after the phase detractors have remissed.

  Undoubtedly, the turbo-encabulator has now reached a very high level of
  technical development. It has been successfully used for operating nofer
  trunnions. In addition, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it
  may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to
  reduce sinusoidal depleneration.
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