[Qcwa] Fw: Fashion Do's and Don'ts for Seniors

Bob N0UF [email protected]
Thu, 28 Aug 2003 15:08:35 -0500


I suggest this be used as a dress code for the Saturday Night Banquet at
Dallas.
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "L. S. Staples" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2003 8:28 AM
Subject: Fashion Do's and Don'ts for Seniors


Pass this to any senior you know.  Despite what you may have seen on the
streets, the following  combinations DO  NOT go together:

A nose ring and bifocals

Spiked hair and bald spots

A pierced tongue and dentures

Miniskirts and support hose

Ankle bracelets and corn pads

Speedos and cellulite

A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

Bikinis and liver spots

Short shorts and varicose veins

In-line skates and a walker


But, otherwise, YOU'RE LOOKIN' GOOD !!!!!!!!!